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March 5, 2008   
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"The dogs are behaving like this because they cannot communicate by whispering."
-A written explanation from a police officer stationed in Wołomin near Warsaw, who was ordered by his superior to explain why police dogs were barking in their pens

"The left has been godless and immoral for as long as I can remember."
-Bishop Tadeusz Pieronek, former secretary general of the Polish Episcopate, upon learning that the Left and Democrats has proposed softening the anti-abortion law

"I have so much material now that I don't know whether this will be a crime story, a thriller, or maybe even a love story."
-Former President Lech Wałęsa, on his plan to write another book about the history of the Solidarity trade union

"I sincerely hope he meets the woman of his dreams so that he can find love instead of reading secret documents at night and listening in on other people's conversations."
-A Valentine's Day wish for Central Anticorruption Office head Mariusz Kamiński from former Deputy Prime Minister Andrzej Lepper, a suspect in several corruption and sex scandals

"The Sejm is like war and caucuses are like the military. Deputies would become a rabble if they didn't have to stand to attention."
-Marek Suski, disciplinary officer of the Law and Justice caucus, on financial penalties for deputies who are absent during voting or who vote against the party line

"He threatened to cut our heads off because the sewage system on his land wasn't working properly. We managed to convince him to leave after negotiating with him briefly."
-An official from the Konopiska Commune Office, Silesian province, on a drunken 42-year-old man who turned up with a chainsaw

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