"Winning a parliamentary seat has become of secondary importance to me, so I'm not planning an election campaign. Please vote for my colleague on the list inste...

"The [privatized] veterinary sector is working perfectly because there is no Ministry of Sick Dogs or Cats' National Health Fund. Has anyone seen a horse bribin...

"That cow belongs in the kitchen, not in government."...

"In the old days, the devil had a much tougher job because he had to tempt everyone separately. Now, he can use the press, radio or other media."...

"Only an idiot would want to go back to parliament after having spent 12 years there."...

"A warranty repair was refused due to the presence of insects in the washing machine. Some parts of the machine were damaged by their droppings."...